Tom is copying Keith SO MUCH its unreal. you dont believe? me i'll prove it!

- Keith rides motorbikes now, thats his thing. Now Tom does also!

- Keith wears shirts and jeans a hell of a lot. now Tom is!!
- Also Keith leads the way for Nicole. Look what Tom is doing!!!

Tom is still going for the tall woman!

Nicole - 5"10.5
Katie - 5"10

Tom your not gonna get taller by picking taller woman you plonker!!!

Now Katies turn

Katie isnt huge! she is Mrs Tom Cruise like Nicole was but Nicole proved herself in fabulous performances in Moulin Rouge! and To die For and The Hours, what is Katie holmes? Dawsons Creek person and i cant even remember her charcters name!!
Now Katie is doing Broadway LIKE Nicole!! To bad those tickets aren't selling Katie!!

So lets see:

Tom: career is OVER and is using his kids (especially Suri) for publicity.
Katie: Mrs Tom Cruise who isnt well known only for being married!

Keith: HUGE Country Star in the South and in Australia and in many other countries. Also my bedroom lol.
Nicole: has NEVER been in box office hit movies and she says she likes doing indie or cheap films with new directors!! Australia and Nice (i think) will bring her back! maybe even and Oscar nod!!

BYE BYE TOMKAT

HELLO NICOLE AND KEITH!!

P.S i'll be waitng for all the TomKat fans to hunt me down! can't wait!